Can TCE celebrate without Ferrero Rocher? The
Certainly yes.
I, as a gift for the anniversary of TCE, I wanted to draw a picture of lil 'ponies kissing, saying: "A year and even all your teeth, bravo! Kiss-kiss," but I' I was afraid that Jean-Pierre Jean me a glue. He would not have been wrong at the same time: one is not shit to Smallworld. Here is a place of life, and sometimes observed.
Then suddenly, my gift, it's a Stooge: me!
Do not pretend not to know what I mean, we're all at the same point. Consider for example, you can tell me why I'm bored only to feed me tofu salad and two months before summer hoping that flashed on me in tights, whereas I can just go to the sea with a one-legged girlfriend who has a look that says shit to another and poor hygiene (yeah, we choose not friends. Ah, well if normally) for qu'immanquablement men have eyes only for me. Note, this is not to depress you, but I have no pound to lose. Or take. Both want to do, imagine me exquisite, it costs you nothing and it makes me happy.
The Stooges is also useful for you guys, but look no less a person funny, beautiful or intelligent you to sell yourself: you never know, you could go wrong (you do not fucking know where ranks the dish, so do not tell me that you can determine if someone is less well you) and be your turn exploited. Check the potatoes rather, it is safer and a priori, you will always be superior to a potato ... Hmm ... Moving on.
All for d. .. better to bring out its first anniversary, the unfathomable shimmer of TCE, in case it has escaped some (I have names and Jean-Pierre Jean has a yucca and a gun: do reconciliation.)
I wish you good year.
Wednesday, December 7, 2005
Sunday, December 4, 2005
How Much To Fix Large Vanity Mirror
faboulouce TEC's Top Twenty
I do not know if you realize that (every time you realize you do anything, like ...) but today is the first anniversary of TCE.
It's crazy, huh?
...
Well, okay, you do not care. Ok
No, but hey, anyway I had nothing planned, eh. Neither party favors, or costumes, or anything. Voila.
Anyway, things festive, I'll tell you, I think it's zero. Really.
I'm not saying I did not put a roteuse cool like that, just in case, but anyway I have not thirsty, there. (Huh, What, plates of biscuits, at the bottom? Oh no I do not know who it is ...)
In fact, for this anniversary, I planned the fabulous promotions throughout the store, with prices eviscerated (yes, gutted, what you want, although I must surpass the competition) on household appliances, other quartered with their eyes gouged out on DVD while the radius and reductions in multi-recidivist sex offender on LCD screens. In short, I had a plan marketting thunder, I ordered signs and illuminated signs, all that. That was before me to realize that TEC had not store partner.
So, I dropped everything.
But since I am a bit old fashioned, I still decided to do a little something for the anniversary of TCE, you see, to mark the occasion. You can call me old fart, does that in my time, we had values, band savages! (Note to self: watch the news at France 2 from time to time).
And because if TCE is what it is today (ie a blog), it is also thanks to you, unsuccessful searches, anonymous anonymous clicks risky and typos. So I just had to get a tribute to your needs, because without you, none of this would have been possible (I'll let you define "it "...).
Enough said. Up to the show.
discover without delay the TEC's Top Twenty of 2005, the twenty best research Gogole leading to TCE in 2005.
I made you in descending order, because it's better. (Those include explaining to others).
20. Beautiful shiny motorcycle worth ten euro
You are entitled to ask how such research could one day lead to TCE. This is summed up in two words: beautiful and bright. It was simple enough ...
19. Cat drooling
The cat is drooling to TCE that the cow is in India. Sort this out with you this.
18. Eject a Yucca
I strongly suspect Jean-Philippe have conducted this research mean for me Slinkin a hypothetical abuse. Remind me to install something parental control anti-Yucca.
17. Dijon Owl
I have not checked, but it would seem quite unrealistic that such research might lead on TCE. I do not know who else could make such a inepsie.
16. Element contained in the yogurt rotten
Kevin, 12, sought an answer for his presentation on the biology dairy products. Cunt. It should have been lying there at this time.
15. Ad materials porcine
At the same time, has millions of miles away, Gilbert looking to buy a milking machine to sow. No, but damn, this shit has even eaten by hand this morning ...
14. What is a stone ax
That kind of research I love. Here is someone who dares to ask real questions, without waffling. Wish him luck in his quest for Truth.
13. Horse movie
Yes ben good what? If you do not like the movie, you only cause something else. Criticizers goes.
12. You're such hams
Celle, I confess, leaves me quite perplexed. I would say it makes me a little scared. Because, well, okay, I quit smoking, but I did not take that much ...
11. Eating brains
And I do not want to see is, eh! I hate to throw.
10. A number of cashier crossroads Saint Pierre des Corps
It is a search psychopath. This is the signature of a meticulous type, certainly an accountant and single depressive on lithium. Yes here it is, and in the evening, he dressed a little girl and would do research on cashiers. Always it is that if you're a cashier at St Pierre des Corps, open eye.
9. Granny hair
Kevin Still, Sunday afternoon after a family dinner with his cousin. Saved by an s. God thank you, his teacher was a gourd.
8. Helmets to pile
I assure you, there really are people who seek it. And these people move freely, there outside.
7. Fucking your accursed race
Admit that it is heartwarming. Whoever you are, I wish you good morning.
6. Finger joke ass
No, well, Kevin, that's enough now, I can not always be there to protect your eyes from the horrors that innocent yet you seem to actively seek. And stop watching the dog that way.
5. Quin elisabeth naked
Good. Certainly a blow to our friend the accountant. I told you, it was not clear.
4. Haircut Sharleen Spiteri
It was then that I realized that some people use the Internet as a common catalog of models for the con, you know, that haircut he gives you when he finds that you got a really dirty face (well, I saw people to whom it was ...). Brigitte but not listening, I assure you that, it will not.
3. Giraffes tracheotomy
"I want NFS, Chemistry, Iono, blood gas and abdominal scan.
- But hell, Doug, open your eyes, it's a giraffe, you can not do anything, it's a giraffe!
- Doctor, she fibril!
- I want 30 cc of adrenaline, we'll put in Room 5. Carter, push yourself and take a look of annoyance!
- Doug, I ...
- Shut Carole tries rather to find how to do a trach on that. " Bah
Yes, I look for explanations, let you ...
2. My dog eat his shit
Bah ... Choice was between a cat. Good point, it always does less to pick up. Not but what we complain?!
1. Why can not I invite gmail
But because you do not put a question mark to your questions, finally! It's crazy that ... How do you want something that Gogol understand what you jabber (nothing sexual) if you do not put a question mark at the end of your questions? Huh? Ah yes, bah voila, you know. And I warn you Kevin, you have school tomorrow, so no question to invite Jerome or Michael or gmail ... And what are these pictures of Grandma? No, but Kevin, it will not, I'll fuck you if you go on board.
you next year, for TCE's Top Twenty of 2006. (This does not exclude that I post an article or two here and there, but I promise anything, it's dirty).
I wish you good morning.
I do not know if you realize that (every time you realize you do anything, like ...) but today is the first anniversary of TCE.
It's crazy, huh?
...
Well, okay, you do not care. Ok
No, but hey, anyway I had nothing planned, eh. Neither party favors, or costumes, or anything. Voila.
Anyway, things festive, I'll tell you, I think it's zero. Really.
I'm not saying I did not put a roteuse cool like that, just in case, but anyway I have not thirsty, there. (Huh, What, plates of biscuits, at the bottom? Oh no I do not know who it is ...)
In fact, for this anniversary, I planned the fabulous promotions throughout the store, with prices eviscerated (yes, gutted, what you want, although I must surpass the competition) on household appliances, other quartered with their eyes gouged out on DVD while the radius and reductions in multi-recidivist sex offender on LCD screens. In short, I had a plan marketting thunder, I ordered signs and illuminated signs, all that. That was before me to realize that TEC had not store partner.
So, I dropped everything.
But since I am a bit old fashioned, I still decided to do a little something for the anniversary of TCE, you see, to mark the occasion. You can call me old fart, does that in my time, we had values, band savages! (Note to self: watch the news at France 2 from time to time).
And because if TCE is what it is today (ie a blog), it is also thanks to you, unsuccessful searches, anonymous anonymous clicks risky and typos. So I just had to get a tribute to your needs, because without you, none of this would have been possible (I'll let you define "it "...).
Enough said. Up to the show.
discover without delay the TEC's Top Twenty of 2005, the twenty best research Gogole leading to TCE in 2005.
I made you in descending order, because it's better. (Those include explaining to others).
20. Beautiful shiny motorcycle worth ten euro
You are entitled to ask how such research could one day lead to TCE. This is summed up in two words: beautiful and bright. It was simple enough ...
19. Cat drooling
The cat is drooling to TCE that the cow is in India. Sort this out with you this.
18. Eject a Yucca
I strongly suspect Jean-Philippe have conducted this research mean for me Slinkin a hypothetical abuse. Remind me to install something parental control anti-Yucca.
17. Dijon Owl
I have not checked, but it would seem quite unrealistic that such research might lead on TCE. I do not know who else could make such a inepsie.
16. Element contained in the yogurt rotten
Kevin, 12, sought an answer for his presentation on the biology dairy products. Cunt. It should have been lying there at this time.
15. Ad materials porcine
At the same time, has millions of miles away, Gilbert looking to buy a milking machine to sow. No, but damn, this shit has even eaten by hand this morning ...
14. What is a stone ax
That kind of research I love. Here is someone who dares to ask real questions, without waffling. Wish him luck in his quest for Truth.
13. Horse movie
Yes ben good what? If you do not like the movie, you only cause something else. Criticizers goes.
12. You're such hams
Celle, I confess, leaves me quite perplexed. I would say it makes me a little scared. Because, well, okay, I quit smoking, but I did not take that much ...
11. Eating brains
And I do not want to see is, eh! I hate to throw.
10. A number of cashier crossroads Saint Pierre des Corps
It is a search psychopath. This is the signature of a meticulous type, certainly an accountant and single depressive on lithium. Yes here it is, and in the evening, he dressed a little girl and would do research on cashiers. Always it is that if you're a cashier at St Pierre des Corps, open eye.
9. Granny hair
Kevin Still, Sunday afternoon after a family dinner with his cousin. Saved by an s. God thank you, his teacher was a gourd.
8. Helmets to pile
I assure you, there really are people who seek it. And these people move freely, there outside.
7. Fucking your accursed race
Admit that it is heartwarming. Whoever you are, I wish you good morning.
6. Finger joke ass
No, well, Kevin, that's enough now, I can not always be there to protect your eyes from the horrors that innocent yet you seem to actively seek. And stop watching the dog that way.
5. Quin elisabeth naked
Good. Certainly a blow to our friend the accountant. I told you, it was not clear.
4. Haircut Sharleen Spiteri
It was then that I realized that some people use the Internet as a common catalog of models for the con, you know, that haircut he gives you when he finds that you got a really dirty face (well, I saw people to whom it was ...). Brigitte but not listening, I assure you that, it will not.
3. Giraffes tracheotomy
"I want NFS, Chemistry, Iono, blood gas and abdominal scan.
- But hell, Doug, open your eyes, it's a giraffe, you can not do anything, it's a giraffe!
- Doctor, she fibril!
- I want 30 cc of adrenaline, we'll put in Room 5. Carter, push yourself and take a look of annoyance!
- Doug, I ...
- Shut Carole tries rather to find how to do a trach on that. " Bah
Yes, I look for explanations, let you ...
2. My dog eat his shit
Bah ... Choice was between a cat. Good point, it always does less to pick up. Not but what we complain?!
1. Why can not I invite gmail
But because you do not put a question mark to your questions, finally! It's crazy that ... How do you want something that Gogol understand what you jabber (nothing sexual) if you do not put a question mark at the end of your questions? Huh? Ah yes, bah voila, you know. And I warn you Kevin, you have school tomorrow, so no question to invite Jerome or Michael or gmail ... And what are these pictures of Grandma? No, but Kevin, it will not, I'll fuck you if you go on board.
you next year, for TCE's Top Twenty of 2006. (This does not exclude that I post an article or two here and there, but I promise anything, it's dirty).
I wish you good morning.
Thursday, November 24, 2005
How Long Does Flagyl Take To Cure Trichomonas
2005 History of the Internet and photographs of Loches
No, because no good this weekend but then the other, I went joyriding in Touraine.
Crazy, huh?
(Okay, not criticize, no, it's ugly there. That is also the Touraine, though, say.
Here, take Dijon example.
Well, you see all good Dijon?
... Ben voila, you see that finally Touraine's not bad.)
Touraine, country of Kings and illuminated manuscripts in Old French, Touraine, country castles and beautiful shiny, erect majestically in the heart of the green campaign as a celebration of the glory of men, Touraine, country and heavy armor Flamberge flamboyant as stainless steel saucepans, Touraine, country tours in the freezing November rain, Touraine, finally, countries runny noses and "Ahah not my good sir is no point more at that hour! .
Yes, well, sorry, but when I go into this kind of tiresome enumerations, I tend to discourage towards the end.
(I say this because I feel it shows.)
So what is good in this region (Touraine, eh, for those who missed the beginning), except the castles and freezing rain is Loches.
But if, you know, in the family meal, came to the cheese when Uncle Riton it begins to be loaded like a mule and he starts spontaneously in an imitation of Philippe Bouvard, "A Matter of Ms. Belpère, Loches ... "he mouths, red-faced.
Voila.
That's why everybody knows Loches (if it still does not tell you anything, do as if you know). It's like a classic of the little phrase cheese family meals. That there even after that Grandad Robert, who was trying to swallow a piece of Epoisses, eventually choking, because you know that since his hemiplegia he has trouble eating, so do not laugh, and make a puree smelly in his towel 100% cotton, machine washable, happily, wiping his mouth next valid.
... But instead of talking
Loches, do you want?
short so I could not afford to miss such a standard. So today, I chose to show you a picture of Loches. Because I can tell you that in three days I've taken pictures of Loches! And a picture of Loches here, and a photo of Loches there ... Besides there, you can make all blocks, pictures of Loches.
Huh? Ah, yes, okay, we're not in a family meal here ...
The question you ask me now, because you are curious by nature, eager for knowledge, you look bright and shiny coat (Voui bah) means: "But then good, see see why this photo of Loches, rather than another photo of Loches, say then? . You are rascals.
I chose this photo because it Loches représente, en quelque sorte, la figure de proue du patrimoine Lochois. Anne de Bretagne, fière, insoumise, sauvage comme un cheval sauvage au galop dans l'écume des vagues de la mer sauvage et déchaînée (hop, figure poétique, gratuit, cadeau j'te dis), pose pour l'artiste, laissant éclater au grand jour une beauté immaculée, presque irréelle, symbole d'une existance digne et pieuse propre aux grandes dames de son rang. (Non vous moquez pas, merde, sinon moi j'arrête.)
Et puisque je sens que ça vous passionne, laissez moi vous conter cette anecdote croustillante d'un historien amateur rencontré sur place et qui disait en substance que " la belle fût throughout its existence torn between Brest and Loches. Because if it was towards Loches that hid his heart is in Britain belonging to Anne skin. What con.
Well, now you're all excited, I'm showing my photo Loches.
No, because no good this weekend but then the other, I went joyriding in Touraine.
Crazy, huh?
(Okay, not criticize, no, it's ugly there. That is also the Touraine, though, say.
Here, take Dijon example.
Well, you see all good Dijon?
... Ben voila, you see that finally Touraine's not bad.)
Touraine, country of Kings and illuminated manuscripts in Old French, Touraine, country castles and beautiful shiny, erect majestically in the heart of the green campaign as a celebration of the glory of men, Touraine, country and heavy armor Flamberge flamboyant as stainless steel saucepans, Touraine, country tours in the freezing November rain, Touraine, finally, countries runny noses and "Ahah not my good sir is no point more at that hour! .
Yes, well, sorry, but when I go into this kind of tiresome enumerations, I tend to discourage towards the end.
(I say this because I feel it shows.)
So what is good in this region (Touraine, eh, for those who missed the beginning), except the castles and freezing rain is Loches.
But if, you know, in the family meal, came to the cheese when Uncle Riton it begins to be loaded like a mule and he starts spontaneously in an imitation of Philippe Bouvard, "A Matter of Ms. Belpère, Loches ... "he mouths, red-faced.
Voila.
That's why everybody knows Loches (if it still does not tell you anything, do as if you know). It's like a classic of the little phrase cheese family meals. That there even after that Grandad Robert, who was trying to swallow a piece of Epoisses, eventually choking, because you know that since his hemiplegia he has trouble eating, so do not laugh, and make a puree smelly in his towel 100% cotton, machine washable, happily, wiping his mouth next valid.
... But instead of talking
Loches, do you want?
short so I could not afford to miss such a standard. So today, I chose to show you a picture of Loches. Because I can tell you that in three days I've taken pictures of Loches! And a picture of Loches here, and a photo of Loches there ... Besides there, you can make all blocks, pictures of Loches.
Huh? Ah, yes, okay, we're not in a family meal here ...
The question you ask me now, because you are curious by nature, eager for knowledge, you look bright and shiny coat (Voui bah) means: "But then good, see see why this photo of Loches, rather than another photo of Loches, say then? . You are rascals.
I chose this photo because it Loches représente, en quelque sorte, la figure de proue du patrimoine Lochois. Anne de Bretagne, fière, insoumise, sauvage comme un cheval sauvage au galop dans l'écume des vagues de la mer sauvage et déchaînée (hop, figure poétique, gratuit, cadeau j'te dis), pose pour l'artiste, laissant éclater au grand jour une beauté immaculée, presque irréelle, symbole d'une existance digne et pieuse propre aux grandes dames de son rang. (Non vous moquez pas, merde, sinon moi j'arrête.)
Et puisque je sens que ça vous passionne, laissez moi vous conter cette anecdote croustillante d'un historien amateur rencontré sur place et qui disait en substance que " la belle fût throughout its existence torn between Brest and Loches. Because if it was towards Loches that hid his heart is in Britain belonging to Anne skin. What con.
Well, now you're all excited, I'm showing my photo Loches.
So voila ...
Yes, I know, it's impressive. But there may be a detail that you have not noticed, and which for sure will strengthen a little more your admiration for Anne de Bretagne. Look at the inscriptions at the bottom of the table.
did you saw? Huh?
Yes voila. It is a kind of revelation.
So now we can still bathe you in the history of the Internet by saying that " In 1962, when communism was strong, the U.S. Air Force asked a small group of researchers to create a network of military communications capable of withstanding a nuclear attack. [...] "It does that by the 1490s Anne of Britain was already painted with the bottom of his portrait the URL of its page. And the evidence is indisputable.
Do not thank me, I'm (also) here to open your eyes and expose the shameful conspiracy designed to conceal a truth often disturbing.
I wish you good morning.
did you saw? Huh?
Yes voila. It is a kind of revelation.
So now we can still bathe you in the history of the Internet by saying that " In 1962, when communism was strong, the U.S. Air Force asked a small group of researchers to create a network of military communications capable of withstanding a nuclear attack. [...] "It does that by the 1490s Anne of Britain was already painted with the bottom of his portrait the URL of its page. And the evidence is indisputable.
Do not thank me, I'm (also) here to open your eyes and expose the shameful conspiracy designed to conceal a truth often disturbing.
I wish you good morning.
Wednesday, October 26, 2005
First Day Of Period Mucus
The Attitude Gilberte
October 8 (yes, that we are getting older, my poor friend), I went to Texas together.
Finally ... When I say "I went ...", it does not mean that I was all alone, eh, there were still others, about 8000. Anyway, I thought that would go, since it's my blog, as I tell my story, it will save me trouble with the authorities.
Well, then, Texas.
me stop you right away, you people who do already that "Yes you understand me, I read blogs rebelZ whose authors go to punk concerts and are followers of the diving course ! Where'd you get, you, with your Texas?"
...
So first, you tu me not, and you stay polite, was not mixed pigs and towels together, but not.
Deuxio, OK, Texas is not super violent as a group. At the same time, I want to tell you: single concert in France (yes Môssieur).
Third, and here comes the icing: this concert was going on at Zenith. But not just any Zenith, no ma'am, no sir, I am speaking here of Zenith Dijon . Especially for that
I went there, because shit, Dijon, anyway, there's no more festive as a framework. Believe me, I did two years there, for studies. Then they let me out for good behavior.
Well, then, Texas, Dijon. (I'm short sentences-short, to not lose track).
advantage without the knowledge of the lack of a guard, I found myself at some point in the VIP hall of Home (I love this phrase: "at some point).
What you should know is that it was kind of the opening concert of the Zenith, then good, Y'avait whole dish (I love this phrase: "what need to know "). Finally, no, it was not exactly the cream, but the charred bits on the edge of the dish. At the corner of a glass of champagne, savored in the envious looks and contemptuous of the mob which does had no access to the buffet (the hannnn teuhon! Houuu the pauuvres), I could contemplate the great Jack Lang in the fleece still provided, but also and especially the friendly Mario of StarAcacademy 1 (Before reading this article, I wondered what he was doing in Dijon. Thank Caradisiac).
Well, then, Texas, Dijon, Mario.
Then there was beautiful. This brave Mario was surrounded by a cloud gallant that ever wriggled around him, it seemed Ruby Rhod in The Fifth Element. So he was there, displaying a smile of circumstance and a beard of 3 days (probably to say "I'm Italian, and Italian is naked."), But I could see in her eyes a glimmer despair, something that said "No, you see, not everything is green in life.". I am afraid he will ever recover from its defeat in the StarAcacademy and his many musical excrement. Yes, you're right, who cares. I left before a buffet gougères (eat it).
Well, then, Texas, Dijon, Mario haired, gougères. What is striking
(vlan) zenith de Dijon is that because it is new, pooh it seems they do not want to damage it. Reference to the multiple signs Ban adorning the entrance. It makes reading when a patient in the queue and it helps to get into the festive atmosphere of Dijon. Yes, I told you, it's big in Dijon kidding. I will summarize:
Well, then, Texas, Dijon, Mario haired, gougères Gilberte Attitude.
Otherwise the concert went well, thank you worry.
...
It's true that just before people were a bit strained: they were promised seats, and in fact not (yes, Dijon has hurt her leg, apparently). So everyone that yelled "no, but it is not possible, what does it mean to me I paid my place me sir, I am entitled to respect, so be careful because the mustard up my nose! "(yes, Dijon is closely related to mustard), the mayor has been whistled for the spot of propaganda we were forced to 'swallow, and carried by the festive atmosphere of the village, I howled with the wolves. After all, even if I did not want to sit, I am told that the mayor must have had something else to blame.
I think I made the turn.
Oh, no.
forgot the brief but intense episode of good old Herve (he had a head Herve, I do can not) ... On several occasions, Sharleen Spiteri conversed with the audience. It must be said that this story of seats, it had a little whack, so she tried to relax the atmosphere. Brief. When she graces us with a "Dyou Ouana ir Oure brend niou Songue?" Herve, already very nervous, has exploded. "Yes heuuu bah ... In French!" He yelled. Not because
Herve, say what you want, but should not over heat ... He has not waited for 4:01 seating up to finally be taken away without understanding anything about a vulgar eating pudding. It is nice Herve, but he's French, you know? French! Then he wants to slam 20 euros to welcome a group of strangers home, but would it still said that the foreign-show a little gratitude and make little effort to try to integrate! Such as trying to speak proper French, and abandon their dialect wild!
Not because you do not know if it'll be quick ... Hervé he'll fuck it all in a charter and presto, back to square one. He has nothing against foreigners, Herve, but need not do shit, you know ...
Moreover, this good old Herve was on my far right. Pull the conclusions that suit you.
Well, then, Texas, Dijon, Mario naked, gougères Gilberte Attitude, village fete, charter.
I wish you good morning.
October 8 (yes, that we are getting older, my poor friend), I went to Texas together.
Finally ... When I say "I went ...", it does not mean that I was all alone, eh, there were still others, about 8000. Anyway, I thought that would go, since it's my blog, as I tell my story, it will save me trouble with the authorities.
Well, then, Texas.
me stop you right away, you people who do already that "Yes you understand me, I read blogs rebelZ whose authors go to punk concerts and are followers of the diving course ! Where'd you get, you, with your Texas?"
...
So first, you tu me not, and you stay polite, was not mixed pigs and towels together, but not.
Deuxio, OK, Texas is not super violent as a group. At the same time, I want to tell you: single concert in France (yes Môssieur).
Third, and here comes the icing: this concert was going on at Zenith. But not just any Zenith, no ma'am, no sir, I am speaking here of Zenith Dijon . Especially for that
I went there, because shit, Dijon, anyway, there's no more festive as a framework. Believe me, I did two years there, for studies. Then they let me out for good behavior.
Well, then, Texas, Dijon. (I'm short sentences-short, to not lose track).
advantage without the knowledge of the lack of a guard, I found myself at some point in the VIP hall of Home (I love this phrase: "at some point).
What you should know is that it was kind of the opening concert of the Zenith, then good, Y'avait whole dish (I love this phrase: "what need to know "). Finally, no, it was not exactly the cream, but the charred bits on the edge of the dish. At the corner of a glass of champagne, savored in the envious looks and contemptuous of the mob which does had no access to the buffet (the hannnn teuhon! Houuu the pauuvres), I could contemplate the great Jack Lang in the fleece still provided, but also and especially the friendly Mario of StarAcacademy 1 (Before reading this article, I wondered what he was doing in Dijon. Thank Caradisiac).
Well, then, Texas, Dijon, Mario.
Then there was beautiful. This brave Mario was surrounded by a cloud gallant that ever wriggled around him, it seemed Ruby Rhod in The Fifth Element. So he was there, displaying a smile of circumstance and a beard of 3 days (probably to say "I'm Italian, and Italian is naked."), But I could see in her eyes a glimmer despair, something that said "No, you see, not everything is green in life.". I am afraid he will ever recover from its defeat in the StarAcacademy and his many musical excrement. Yes, you're right, who cares. I left before a buffet gougères (eat it).
Well, then, Texas, Dijon, Mario haired, gougères. What is striking
(vlan) zenith de Dijon is that because it is new, pooh it seems they do not want to damage it. Reference to the multiple signs Ban adorning the entrance. It makes reading when a patient in the queue and it helps to get into the festive atmosphere of Dijon. Yes, I told you, it's big in Dijon kidding. I will summarize:
- not bring a knife, a bomb lacrymo, helmet : genre which can not even kill themselves quietly ... (Note that according to the illustration, only motorcycle helmets are prohibited. So feel free to bring your helmet to tip, for example.)
- prohibited to cans and bottles to large : only small bottles without caps are accepted. A guy told me that's not too bad we might be back by wearing liters, and the plugs are dangerous, it can be swallowed. Hmm.
- No Smoking : this yellow concrete, you see. Okay, so think what you want, but for me a concert with breathable air, it's a bit like a decaf.
- prohibited from filming, taking photos : this, this is understandable. It's very hard take beautiful photos in a dark room. Besides, mine are all missed. It's not for us to be disappointed.
- prohibited save : Anyway no one wanted to try, the sound was too loud, full, short, rotten. It was a bit "Well, I'll rip your eardrums, you the young Dijon never seen a concert of your life. That way you'll have your ears bleeding for 4 days and it will give you the impression that you're too broke and so we must return to see Henry OF April 1 to 19h . " It's crazy what life is made.
- Cut the ringing of his Cell : Because the sound is too loud anyway so as you hear nothing save the battery.
Well, then, Texas, Dijon, Mario haired, gougères Gilberte Attitude.
Otherwise the concert went well, thank you worry.
...
It's true that just before people were a bit strained: they were promised seats, and in fact not (yes, Dijon has hurt her leg, apparently). So everyone that yelled "no, but it is not possible, what does it mean to me I paid my place me sir, I am entitled to respect, so be careful because the mustard up my nose! "(yes, Dijon is closely related to mustard), the mayor has been whistled for the spot of propaganda we were forced to 'swallow, and carried by the festive atmosphere of the village, I howled with the wolves. After all, even if I did not want to sit, I am told that the mayor must have had something else to blame.
I think I made the turn.
Oh, no.
forgot the brief but intense episode of good old Herve (he had a head Herve, I do can not) ... On several occasions, Sharleen Spiteri conversed with the audience. It must be said that this story of seats, it had a little whack, so she tried to relax the atmosphere. Brief. When she graces us with a "Dyou Ouana ir Oure brend niou Songue?" Herve, already very nervous, has exploded. "Yes heuuu bah ... In French!" He yelled. Not because
Herve, say what you want, but should not over heat ... He has not waited for 4:01 seating up to finally be taken away without understanding anything about a vulgar eating pudding. It is nice Herve, but he's French, you know? French! Then he wants to slam 20 euros to welcome a group of strangers home, but would it still said that the foreign-show a little gratitude and make little effort to try to integrate! Such as trying to speak proper French, and abandon their dialect wild!
Not because you do not know if it'll be quick ... Hervé he'll fuck it all in a charter and presto, back to square one. He has nothing against foreigners, Herve, but need not do shit, you know ...
Moreover, this good old Herve was on my far right. Pull the conclusions that suit you.
Well, then, Texas, Dijon, Mario naked, gougères Gilberte Attitude, village fete, charter.
I wish you good morning.
Monday, October 3, 2005
Pokemon Emerald Cht Gpsphone
Friday, September 16, 2005
Weird Feeling In Stomach Before Trip
poor bastards
short, I was Carrouf. (Say "Carrouf" Carrefour not, if you want to go for real rebelz. But do not forget your loyalty card.)
The type, type I-17-years-love-kyo-and- I-me-drunk-with-the-Tourtel, accosted me, hello or shit, the radius of Kinder delight. The
con.
Never come between me and a delight Kinder.
"heuuu mmmhh ... ... ... How to say Excuse me, heuu ... You will not get 50 cents?"
You know me, barely finished his sentence, I can already see extract his heart's rotten guts to teach him manners. But I thought better of telling me that I did not want to bitch ray biscuits.
"No." I replied, man.
is true, whatever.
If the type of designs come from a store without a penny in his pocket, he should be able to understand that others are also in his case.
"Pshaw heuuu ... ... Too bad." He replied with an air of dog shit, as if I was going to lay a roll of new parts so he could buy his Tourtel , and a package of Palmito, bonus ...
... Eh bah
you believe me, believe me you , but I really felt like the guy thought I did not care for him. Jean-Philippe
me slip that perhaps I could ask him if he accepted credit cards. What
con too (confess, eh!)
And even if I was going to do a card for 50 cents.
I wish you good morning.
short, I was Carrouf. (Say "Carrouf" Carrefour not, if you want to go for real rebelz. But do not forget your loyalty card.)
The type, type I-17-years-love-kyo-and- I-me-drunk-with-the-Tourtel, accosted me, hello or shit, the radius of Kinder delight. The
con.
Never come between me and a delight Kinder.
"heuuu mmmhh ... ... ... How to say Excuse me, heuu ... You will not get 50 cents?"
You know me, barely finished his sentence, I can already see extract his heart's rotten guts to teach him manners. But I thought better of telling me that I did not want to bitch ray biscuits.
"No." I replied, man.
is true, whatever.
If the type of designs come from a store without a penny in his pocket, he should be able to understand that others are also in his case.
"Pshaw heuuu ... ... Too bad." He replied with an air of dog shit, as if I was going to lay a roll of new parts so he could buy his Tourtel , and a package of Palmito, bonus ...
... Eh bah
you believe me, believe me you , but I really felt like the guy thought I did not care for him. Jean-Philippe
me slip that perhaps I could ask him if he accepted credit cards. What
con too (confess, eh!)
And even if I was going to do a card for 50 cents.
I wish you good morning.
Tuesday, August 30, 2005
Corporate Anniversary Speech
Bad Faith # 3 A hair
BiiDuBiiDuBiiDuBiiDu
BiiDuBiiDuBiiDuBiiDu
(Yes, well, my phone is fixed "BiiDu," what do you want me to do!?)
Jean-Pierre Jean (c is me): "Jean-Pierre Jean, May I help?"
Christophe Duglandin (a monotone): "Yes, hello Mr John, I present: Christopher Duglandin kitchens Cuizinofoly 2000. I can call you because you were drawn to win ... "
JPJ:" N. .. No. .. M. .. Maais ... Nnnon ... But I do not you ... "
CD:" ... er service in a beautiful porcelain from Limoges to retire to our store Cuizinofoly 2000 for every purchase of a kitchen in excess to 45000 euros. You certainly have a kitchen, Mr. John? "
JPJ:" Do not leave, I'll see ... "
(Simmer a few minutes until the sound signal indicating that the intruders left.) I wish you
hello.
BiiDuBiiDuBiiDuBiiDu
BiiDuBiiDuBiiDuBiiDu
(Yes, well, my phone is fixed "BiiDu," what do you want me to do!?)
Jean-Pierre Jean (c is me): "Jean-Pierre Jean, May I help?"
Christophe Duglandin (a monotone): "Yes, hello Mr John, I present: Christopher Duglandin kitchens Cuizinofoly 2000. I can call you because you were drawn to win ... "
JPJ:" N. .. No. .. M. .. Maais ... Nnnon ... But I do not you ... "
CD:" ... er service in a beautiful porcelain from Limoges to retire to our store Cuizinofoly 2000 for every purchase of a kitchen in excess to 45000 euros. You certainly have a kitchen, Mr. John? "
JPJ:" Do not leave, I'll see ... "
(Simmer a few minutes until the sound signal indicating that the intruders left.) I wish you
hello.
Tuesday, August 23, 2005
Tiffany Granath Cogiendio
A post that swings a lot in Paris. We
other intelligent people (Pan! I flatter entry history you do not contradict me ...), long ago that we chose our favorite pet the cat.
Well, I take a stupid example (haaann. ..), who will talk about right now: I put a cat and a dog in front of you, and in the hand with which I write you puts a gun.
Good.
A situation actually quite common, you will agree with me.
Now I ask you to execute. Until then, anything unusual, eh. Well believe me if you like, although you'd better believe me because I have a gun, shit, in 97% of cases it is the dog passes away. The remaining 3% are undecided due to preferring to remove themselves because they did not aim or whatever, me, I did not reply at all then you got to ask your mother, will make it think a little for once!
(Huh, What)
...
short, you're like me, you never understood these people - certainly much more limited than "we" - who prefer dogs. I do not know me, these "people" (whom I despise as much you) should never have seen cat is not possible.
Or if, perhaps they saw a cat once in a pet store, except that his litter was not clean. Blame the manager who unfortunately had dislocated a shoulder squash, cunt, and that the coup had not been able to change the cat because you see, when I do that, and bah I can not do (as said a famous famous).
So suddenly, the "people" (yes, here, those there) have said that "a cat Booeuuhh stinks!" In their little narrow minds and conventional notorious morons, and they bought a dog.
Yeah.
In my opinion, is always how it goes.
And then those same "people" you say you understand a dog it's better because it's true, man's best friend, gnagnagna, [...] and then you can play with when a cat is just zero. Although
.
Small precision: for play with these people intend to beat them of course . For what are further frustrated eternal who use their pet as an outlet every night to counteract latent feeling of helplessness that gives them their pathetic little life of shit. (Especially do not ask me why I'm so wound up, it's me you see is something visceral, what do you want me to say?)
...
When in fact, take these same people and ask them to find a cat that meet the following criteria: a cat that stinks, drooling, who comes begging fat ham, which wakes the whole neighborhood, which spreads the garbage throughout the garden, which rolls in carrion (or just in all that stinks, actually), who eats excrement, which jumps after you rolled in the mud, which we must say "No ! about 2759 times per day, which farts (well) at your feet when you're watching TV, eating your children's friends (If you have friends with children, I do not want), who snores, who vomited in the car, who just feel the bottom of the guests, who must open the door whenever the nature reminds he who energises your legs (but not honey, I feel nothing for him, finally, do not be silly), and eats your cats ... And bah they do not find, cat like that. While it is almost obvious for a dog worthy of the name to use at least once in his life each of the activities listed above.
Seriously, the only fault of the cat is the litter box.
(Never, O never, never would I have thought him capable of writing a phrase so laden with meaning. Thank you, life.)
But is this really a defect? When we know that this problem can be solved easily, and, more importantly, for a really ridiculous amount ?
Huh?
...
Finally (yes, here, people come), let me tell you a story that crispy, in addition to impersonate the desire to have a dog, is sure to make you giggle.
So this morning (a rabbit), mild and short-dressed, I go to work in the head with happy images of all my colleagues died. Classic.
As usual, when crossing the park, I met Grandma cocker. That's how I call it. (Pouffer if you want.) Because it is a granny, and she has a cocker spaniel. Well, I pass on that I think she is secretly in love with me, because by chance there is not one morning where I do not cross. Unless this is the dog. Brief.
This morning (two rabbits at once), I double granny cocker a businessman not stressed, as I know so well, just to him to imply that because of my terribly time-consuming work any serious relationship can be possible between us, and I do not want to suffer. Not even his dog.
Although, for the mutt, must see.
Well, that's all that crazy little tell just by walking fast. Mamie
Cocker is in my back. Before me tumbling an obese woman, dragged by a husky. Like all obese, this woman had the bright idea to wear a beautiful pink sweatshirt farting, to leave his dog in stealth mode. Yes, well, I know, we were told not physical and not the clothes.
It's ugly.
course, the husky saw the cocker spaniel, cocker sees the husky, the voltage is at its peak when we are about to witness a scene of leisure-canine anthology.
followed a short conversation
The obese: Yes good bah, gonna And 'r'tard. MamieWhat I mean: The obese
Cocker: Ah Vui?
The obese: Bah j'prends is that at nine o'clock. Mamie
Cocker: Ah Vui?
: Yes there good bah you know, I know if I really want to do it. MamieSee how pervasive it is, a dog. Insidiously, the dog will disturb your life to your dismissal, so you have totally under his control. In addition, having a dog requires you to speak (baaaah) morning (BAAAAHH) with "those people" (yes, here, those there). See how this can be unbearable, and giggle if you like.
Cocker: Oh, Rage! O Despair! O Old Enemy ... The obese
: Go mutt, feel your ass once and for all, get it over with! I already had a warning from work, so shit. Cocker
Mamie: But who art thou that, well hidden by the night, you just run into my secret?
Finally, note that at present it is not at all for Grandma cocker. She seems to suffer a great emotional vacuum, insufficiently filled by the presence of slobbery and stinky dog. And to think that this would not have happened if she had opted for a cat. It's still annoying, dammit.
I wish you good morning.
Friday, August 5, 2005
Knot Where My Lip Ring Is
We lost
In a semi dark, moist, I scan without conviction last episode of harrowing adventures, and sorry to doubt my fiance . And that, for scientific purposes, you understand.
A phrase comes back, haunting: "But hell, she is dumb!".
(Yes, well, I know, I'm in the game, these are things that happen even to the elite.)
Jean-Philippe is at my right, stoic, as her good habit. This is the advantage of the Yuccas on us humans: even in the worst moments of his life, the Yucca is right in his boots, unperturbed. Even in the twilight of its existence, the Yucca fixed tirelessly the blue line of the Vosges, and fuck you (the "con", "I want to add).
By the fact, even before my fiance doubt, Jean-Philippe did not react. It is very, very hard, the guy.
me during that time, I got a little feel like spilling the bleach in the ears to wash my head a little. (Do not do it at home, it stings. Or if, do so, but not tell it's me, and do not come complaining if you die.)
I wonder where the world . Four weeks ago, or something like that, Elisabeth Quin managed to put the word burlesque when a movie review. Everything was perfect. Top
definition!
quote! (Yes, I decided to put "Top quote!", "Top definition!" And punctuations epileptics everywhere, it gives a damn dynamism to the story, do not you think? Well ...)
And therefore, what, four weeks, I said, everything collapses.
Already, there is no doubt my fiance , which is still a quality program. (I give us another two weeks before that an obese takes place lynch in the street.) And I wait impatiently for the little moralistic verse that is sure to arise at the last episode. A bit like, "You know, even though large are filthy and disgusting of beings, remember that under the pile of loose flesh there is a small heart stuck in the fat trying to beat. Large are People just like everyone else, do not throw their stone. (You can still throw their stones if you're too itchy ...)".
Well, then, two days ago, all the newspapers of all TVs in the world, and I exaggerate only, opened for breakfast, lunch and dinner on the return of Zinedine Zidane in the France team football. Z'allez I say "Roooh, it goes bah eh! It changes the dead and wounded!".
Vui. But
good.
Shit.
Making the opening of a newspaper because an autistic (almost bald and more, it will fail more obese!) Who used to kick a ball that good but it was more like, well, there, hop, he again wanted ... Well, okay, but it is not essential to essort a population, eh? (Tell me that this is NOT essential, I beg you.)
add to this the fact that I'm on vacation ...
...
With a cold.
Yes, you see, some go on vacation with a good book, I stay home with a bad cold. We take care as we can, eh. (And do not judge.)
short, admit on: everything is done for, we are lost.
Huh?
You can tell me, I'm willing to listen.
...
Good.
And do not tell me that suddenly, like that, because I quit smoking, gnagnagna, I suddenly puts everything dramatize to compensate.
pffffff ....
...
Anything.
I wish you good morning.
In a semi dark, moist, I scan without conviction last episode of harrowing adventures, and sorry to doubt my fiance . And that, for scientific purposes, you understand.
A phrase comes back, haunting: "But hell, she is dumb!".
(Yes, well, I know, I'm in the game, these are things that happen even to the elite.)
Jean-Philippe is at my right, stoic, as her good habit. This is the advantage of the Yuccas on us humans: even in the worst moments of his life, the Yucca is right in his boots, unperturbed. Even in the twilight of its existence, the Yucca fixed tirelessly the blue line of the Vosges, and fuck you (the "con", "I want to add).
By the fact, even before my fiance doubt, Jean-Philippe did not react. It is very, very hard, the guy.
me during that time, I got a little feel like spilling the bleach in the ears to wash my head a little. (Do not do it at home, it stings. Or if, do so, but not tell it's me, and do not come complaining if you die.)
I wonder where the world . Four weeks ago, or something like that, Elisabeth Quin managed to put the word burlesque when a movie review. Everything was perfect. Top
definition!
[Speaking of writing, speech, a lang., Style] Who has the character of the rigmarole. Synon. confused, obscure.I thought again of the text of Balzac: Top
quote! (Yes, I decided to put "Top quote!", "Top definition!" And punctuations epileptics everywhere, it gives a damn dynamism to the story, do not you think? Well ...)
"New words created by events, or those places at the whim of fashion, give first the conversation those who use it I know not what obscure and nonsensical that gives them a superiority sudden, they seem profound to those who do not understand. " H. de Balzac, The buzzwordsYes, because I do not know about you, but when I find me that everything is perfect, I think of stuff written by great authors I have ever read. And I play a little lute, too.
And therefore, what, four weeks, I said, everything collapses.
Already, there is no doubt my fiance , which is still a quality program. (I give us another two weeks before that an obese takes place lynch in the street.) And I wait impatiently for the little moralistic verse that is sure to arise at the last episode. A bit like, "You know, even though large are filthy and disgusting of beings, remember that under the pile of loose flesh there is a small heart stuck in the fat trying to beat. Large are People just like everyone else, do not throw their stone. (You can still throw their stones if you're too itchy ...)".
Well, then, two days ago, all the newspapers of all TVs in the world, and I exaggerate only, opened for breakfast, lunch and dinner on the return of Zinedine Zidane in the France team football. Z'allez I say "Roooh, it goes bah eh! It changes the dead and wounded!".
Vui. But
good.
Shit.
Making the opening of a newspaper because an autistic (almost bald and more, it will fail more obese!) Who used to kick a ball that good but it was more like, well, there, hop, he again wanted ... Well, okay, but it is not essential to essort a population, eh? (Tell me that this is NOT essential, I beg you.)
add to this the fact that I'm on vacation ...
...
With a cold.
Yes, you see, some go on vacation with a good book, I stay home with a bad cold. We take care as we can, eh. (And do not judge.)
short, admit on: everything is done for, we are lost.
Huh?
You can tell me, I'm willing to listen.
...
Good.
And do not tell me that suddenly, like that, because I quit smoking, gnagnagna, I suddenly puts everything dramatize to compensate.
pffffff ....
...
Anything.
I wish you good morning.
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