No, because no good this weekend but then the other, I went joyriding in Touraine.
Crazy, huh?
(Okay, not criticize, no, it's ugly there. That is also the Touraine, though, say.
Here, take Dijon example.
Well, you see all good Dijon?
... Ben voila, you see that finally Touraine's not bad.)
Touraine, country of Kings and illuminated manuscripts in Old French, Touraine, country castles and beautiful shiny, erect majestically in the heart of the green campaign as a celebration of the glory of men, Touraine, country and heavy armor Flamberge flamboyant as stainless steel saucepans, Touraine, country tours in the freezing November rain, Touraine, finally, countries runny noses and "Ahah not my good sir is no point more at that hour! .
Yes, well, sorry, but when I go into this kind of tiresome enumerations, I tend to discourage towards the end.
(I say this because I feel it shows.)
So what is good in this region (Touraine, eh, for those who missed the beginning), except the castles and freezing rain is Loches.
But if, you know, in the family meal, came to the cheese when Uncle Riton it begins to be loaded like a mule and he starts spontaneously in an imitation of Philippe Bouvard, "A Matter of Ms. Belpère, Loches ... "he mouths, red-faced.
Voila.
That's why everybody knows Loches (if it still does not tell you anything, do as if you know). It's like a classic of the little phrase cheese family meals. That there even after that Grandad Robert, who was trying to swallow a piece of Epoisses, eventually choking, because you know that since his hemiplegia he has trouble eating, so do not laugh, and make a puree smelly in his towel 100% cotton, machine washable, happily, wiping his mouth next valid.
... But instead of talking
Loches, do you want?
short so I could not afford to miss such a standard. So today, I chose to show you a picture of Loches. Because I can tell you that in three days I've taken pictures of Loches! And a picture of Loches here, and a photo of Loches there ... Besides there, you can make all blocks, pictures of Loches.
Huh? Ah, yes, okay, we're not in a family meal here ...
The question you ask me now, because you are curious by nature, eager for knowledge, you look bright and shiny coat (Voui bah) means: "But then good, see see why this photo of Loches, rather than another photo of Loches, say then? . You are rascals.
I chose this photo because it Loches représente, en quelque sorte, la figure de proue du patrimoine Lochois. Anne de Bretagne, fière, insoumise, sauvage comme un cheval sauvage au galop dans l'écume des vagues de la mer sauvage et déchaînée (hop, figure poétique, gratuit, cadeau j'te dis), pose pour l'artiste, laissant éclater au grand jour une beauté immaculée, presque irréelle, symbole d'une existance digne et pieuse propre aux grandes dames de son rang. (Non vous moquez pas, merde, sinon moi j'arrête.)
Et puisque je sens que ça vous passionne, laissez moi vous conter cette anecdote croustillante d'un historien amateur rencontré sur place et qui disait en substance que " la belle fût throughout its existence torn between Brest and Loches. Because if it was towards Loches that hid his heart is in Britain belonging to Anne skin. What con.
Well, now you're all excited, I'm showing my photo Loches.
So voila ... 
Yes, I know, it's impressive. But there may be a detail that you have not noticed, and which for sure will strengthen a little more your admiration for Anne de Bretagne. Look at the inscriptions at the bottom of the table.
did you saw? Huh?
Yes voila. It is a kind of revelation.
So now we can still bathe you in the history of the Internet by saying that " In 1962, when communism was strong, the U.S. Air Force asked a small group of researchers to create a network of military communications capable of withstanding a nuclear attack. [...] "It does that by the 1490s Anne of Britain was already painted with the bottom of his portrait the URL of its page. And the evidence is indisputable.
Do not thank me, I'm (also) here to open your eyes and expose the shameful conspiracy designed to conceal a truth often disturbing.
I wish you good morning.
did you saw? Huh?
Yes voila. It is a kind of revelation.
So now we can still bathe you in the history of the Internet by saying that " In 1962, when communism was strong, the U.S. Air Force asked a small group of researchers to create a network of military communications capable of withstanding a nuclear attack. [...] "It does that by the 1490s Anne of Britain was already painted with the bottom of his portrait the URL of its page. And the evidence is indisputable.
Do not thank me, I'm (also) here to open your eyes and expose the shameful conspiracy designed to conceal a truth often disturbing.
I wish you good morning.
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