I do not know if you realize that (every time you realize you do anything, like ...) but today is the first anniversary of TCE.
It's crazy, huh?
...
Well, okay, you do not care. Ok
No, but hey, anyway I had nothing planned, eh. Neither party favors, or costumes, or anything. Voila.
Anyway, things festive, I'll tell you, I think it's zero. Really.
I'm not saying I did not put a roteuse cool like that, just in case, but anyway I have not thirsty, there. (Huh, What, plates of biscuits, at the bottom? Oh no I do not know who it is ...)
In fact, for this anniversary, I planned the fabulous promotions throughout the store, with prices eviscerated (yes, gutted, what you want, although I must surpass the competition) on household appliances, other quartered with their eyes gouged out on DVD while the radius and reductions in multi-recidivist sex offender on LCD screens. In short, I had a plan marketting thunder, I ordered signs and illuminated signs, all that. That was before me to realize that TEC had not store partner.
So, I dropped everything.
But since I am a bit old fashioned, I still decided to do a little something for the anniversary of TCE, you see, to mark the occasion. You can call me old fart, does that in my time, we had values, band savages! (Note to self: watch the news at France 2 from time to time).
And because if TCE is what it is today (ie a blog), it is also thanks to you, unsuccessful searches, anonymous anonymous clicks risky and typos. So I just had to get a tribute to your needs, because without you, none of this would have been possible (I'll let you define "it "...).
Enough said. Up to the show.
discover without delay the TEC's Top Twenty of 2005, the twenty best research Gogole leading to TCE in 2005.
I made you in descending order, because it's better. (Those include explaining to others).
20. Beautiful shiny motorcycle worth ten euro
You are entitled to ask how such research could one day lead to TCE. This is summed up in two words: beautiful and bright. It was simple enough ...
19. Cat drooling
The cat is drooling to TCE that the cow is in India. Sort this out with you this.
18. Eject a Yucca
I strongly suspect Jean-Philippe have conducted this research mean for me Slinkin a hypothetical abuse. Remind me to install something parental control anti-Yucca.
17. Dijon Owl
I have not checked, but it would seem quite unrealistic that such research might lead on TCE. I do not know who else could make such a inepsie.
16. Element contained in the yogurt rotten
Kevin, 12, sought an answer for his presentation on the biology dairy products. Cunt. It should have been lying there at this time.
15. Ad materials porcine
At the same time, has millions of miles away, Gilbert looking to buy a milking machine to sow. No, but damn, this shit has even eaten by hand this morning ...
14. What is a stone ax
That kind of research I love. Here is someone who dares to ask real questions, without waffling. Wish him luck in his quest for Truth.
13. Horse movie
Yes ben good what? If you do not like the movie, you only cause something else. Criticizers goes.
12. You're such hams
Celle, I confess, leaves me quite perplexed. I would say it makes me a little scared. Because, well, okay, I quit smoking, but I did not take that much ...
11. Eating brains
And I do not want to see is, eh! I hate to throw.
10. A number of cashier crossroads Saint Pierre des Corps
It is a search psychopath. This is the signature of a meticulous type, certainly an accountant and single depressive on lithium. Yes here it is, and in the evening, he dressed a little girl and would do research on cashiers. Always it is that if you're a cashier at St Pierre des Corps, open eye.
9. Granny hair
Kevin Still, Sunday afternoon after a family dinner with his cousin. Saved by an s. God thank you, his teacher was a gourd.
8. Helmets to pile
I assure you, there really are people who seek it. And these people move freely, there outside.
7. Fucking your accursed race
Admit that it is heartwarming. Whoever you are, I wish you good morning.
6. Finger joke ass
No, well, Kevin, that's enough now, I can not always be there to protect your eyes from the horrors that innocent yet you seem to actively seek. And stop watching the dog that way.
5. Quin elisabeth naked
Good. Certainly a blow to our friend the accountant. I told you, it was not clear.
4. Haircut Sharleen Spiteri
It was then that I realized that some people use the Internet as a common catalog of models for the con, you know, that haircut he gives you when he finds that you got a really dirty face (well, I saw people to whom it was ...). Brigitte but not listening, I assure you that, it will not.
3. Giraffes tracheotomy
"I want NFS, Chemistry, Iono, blood gas and abdominal scan.
- But hell, Doug, open your eyes, it's a giraffe, you can not do anything, it's a giraffe!
- Doctor, she fibril!
- I want 30 cc of adrenaline, we'll put in Room 5. Carter, push yourself and take a look of annoyance!
- Doug, I ...
- Shut Carole tries rather to find how to do a trach on that. " Bah
Yes, I look for explanations, let you ...
2. My dog eat his shit
Bah ... Choice was between a cat. Good point, it always does less to pick up. Not but what we complain?!
1. Why can not I invite gmail
But because you do not put a question mark to your questions, finally! It's crazy that ... How do you want something that Gogol understand what you jabber (nothing sexual) if you do not put a question mark at the end of your questions? Huh? Ah yes, bah voila, you know. And I warn you Kevin, you have school tomorrow, so no question to invite Jerome or Michael or gmail ... And what are these pictures of Grandma? No, but Kevin, it will not, I'll fuck you if you go on board.
you next year, for TCE's Top Twenty of 2006. (This does not exclude that I post an article or two here and there, but I promise anything, it's dirty).
I wish you good morning.
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